so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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