i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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