at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize