That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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