I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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