Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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