That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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