You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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