She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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