he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
