i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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