This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's not a walk of shame if you run
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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