You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You made out with two different species that night
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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