and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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