her vagine was all disorganized.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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