Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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