I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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