It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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