I just made out with a guy for $7.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's shark week go big or go home
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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