we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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