you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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