remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
there is another microwave in the elevator.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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