what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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