love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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