There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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