Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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