I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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