i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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