Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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