oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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