It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
its not stalking. its research.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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