I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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