just come out here and I will go home with you...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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