She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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