I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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