Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I will be naked everywhere
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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