my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There's always time for handjobs
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
