please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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