Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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