I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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