I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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