"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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