i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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