Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Every concussion has its silver lining
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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