All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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