Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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