Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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