Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she pinky promised me she was 18
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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