I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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