Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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