hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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