some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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