i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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