I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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