He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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