theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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