People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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