i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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