She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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